An unfortunate ruling in the Maggie's handbook means that Colum's 650cc engine isn't permitted for the cycling stage and so more traditional methods have needed to be employed:
His top speed of 17 -18 mph (ed: yeah right!) is a little disappointing and refuelling is required every twenty-five minutes. Saving grace is that the tax and insurance is pretty low at the moment (thanks Gordon). Citizens of Glasgow be warned that the orange and blue menace is at large - keep off the footpaths, cycle paths, roads, parks and ground floors of the public buildings.
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